One morning, a wife found a note from her husband on the fridge.<\/p>\n
My dear wife,<\/em><\/p>\n You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.<\/em><\/p>\n I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn hotel. Please don\u2019t be upset\u2014I shall be home before midnight.<\/em><\/p>\n That night, when the husband arrived home late, he found a note on the dining table.<\/p>\n My dear husband,<\/em><\/p>\n I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to remind you that you are also 57.<\/em><\/p>\n As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. While you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students and assistant tennis coach, who is also 19\u2014young and virile, like your secretary.<\/em><\/p>\n As a successful businessman with excellent math skills, you\u2019ll understand that we are in the same situation, except for one difference\u201419 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19.<\/em><\/p>\n Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One morning, a wife found a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1449,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n