{"id":4847,"date":"2025-11-12T11:51:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-12T11:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/everyonesdiary.com\/?p=4847"},"modified":"2025-11-12T11:51:56","modified_gmt":"2025-11-12T11:51:56","slug":"a-policeman-pulls-over-an-old-man-driving-a-pickup-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/everyonesdiary.com\/?p=4847","title":{"rendered":"A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"339\"><strong data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"121\">1. Ducks on the Loose<\/strong><br data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"124\" \/>A policeman pulls over an old man whose pickup truck bed is overflowing with ducks.<br data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"210\" \/>\u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock of ducks wandering downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!\u201d<br data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"305\" \/>The old man nods and drives off.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"623\">The next day, the officer sees the same truck\u2014still full of ducks, but now all wearing sunglasses.<br data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"442\" \/>Frustrated, he pulls the man over again.<br data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"485\" \/>\u201cI thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d<br data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"542\" \/>The old man grins: \u201cI did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"848\"><strong data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"646\">2. Speeding Groom<\/strong><br data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"649\" \/>A small-town officer stops a speeding motorist.<br data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"699\" \/>\u201cBut officer, I can explain\u2014\u201d<br data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"731\" \/>\u201cQuiet! You\u2019re going to jail until the chief returns.\u201d<br data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"788\" \/>\u201cBut officer, I just wanted to say\u2014\u201d<br data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"827\" \/>\u201cKeep quiet! Jail!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"1040\">Hours later, the officer checks on the prisoner.<br data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"901\" \/>\u201cLucky for you, the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding\u2014he\u2019ll be in a good mood.\u201d<br data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"984\" \/>\u201cDon\u2019t count on it,\u201d the man replies. \u201cI\u2019m the groom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1206\"><strong data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1069\">3. The Brainy Scarecrow<\/strong><br data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1072\" \/>Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?<br data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1130\" \/>Because he was outstanding in his field\u2026 and really good at brainstorming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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