When my best friend Mia insisted on setting me up with her boyfriend’s friend, I hesitated. Blind dates weren’t my thing, but she promised he was “polite, smart, stable — a total gentleman.”
His name was Eric. From our first messages, he seemed thoughtful, articulate — a rare find. We met at a cozy Italian restaurant. He arrived early with roses, held the door, pulled out my chair, even gave me a small engraved keychain. Over dinner, he was charming and attentive. When the bill came, he smiled. “A man pays on the first date.” I texted Mia afterward: You might be right about this one.
The next morning, I woke to an email titled Invoice for Last Night.
At first, I laughed — until I opened it. It was formatted like a real bill:
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Dinner – $120
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Flowers – “Repayable via hug.”
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Keychain – “Redeemable with coffee date.”
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Emotional labor – “Holding hands next time.”
And at the bottom: Failure to comply may result in Chris hearing about it.
Chris — Mia’s boyfriend.
Disgusted, I sent it to her. Within hours, she and Chris crafted a perfect reply: a mock invoice from “Karma & Co.” charging Eric for “emotional disturbance,” “public embarrassment,” and “acting out of his league.”
He didn’t take it well. “It was a joke,” he protested. “You missed out on a great guy.”
I blocked him.
Looking back, that invoice was a gift — a red flag with a receipt.
People ask about my worst date. I tell them, “The one who sent me an invoice.”
And I always add, “He thought I’d pay — but I just paid attention.”
