Hilarious Divorce Letter and the Brilliant Response That Followed

A man’s dramatic divorce letter to his wife turned into an unexpected comedy when she replied with her own letter that left him stunned and regretful. The man’s letter, full of complaints about his wife’s actions, culminated in him telling her that he was leaving her forever. He mentioned everything from his new haircut to her lack of affection and her quitting her job. He also threatened that he and her sister were moving to West Virginia.

However, his wife’s response was nothing short of brilliant. In her letter, she humorously addressed each of his complaints, including his new haircut that made him look “like a girl,” and the meal he cooked, which she reminded him she stopped eating years ago. The best part? She revealed that she had won the lottery, quit her job, and was off to Jamaica—without him. She ended with a note that her lawyer said he wouldn’t get a penny from her.

Her witty response left him with a lot to think about, especially as she mentioned being “rich as hell and free.”

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