Is it wise to ask your wife how many men she’s had sex with? I don’t know – but the guy in this funny story decided to do just that…
A newlywed couple was lying in bed when the husband curiously asked his wife about her past partners. “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?” he asked.
His wife stayed silent, staring at the ceiling. Worried he had upset her, the husband tried to apologize. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could have an open and trusting relationship…”
Still, she said nothing. Feeling bad, he hugged and kissed her to show his love. Finally, his wife turned to him, clearly frustrated, and snapped, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”
The punchline is priceless, showing how asking certain questions can lead to answers you might not be ready for. Sometimes, it’s better to let the past stay in the past—unless you want a response that leaves you speechless!
