A woman crept beneath the bed to spy on her husband

A woman, upset with her husband for being late again, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to watch his reaction.

When the husband came home, he read the note, paused, and called someone. “She’s finally gone… yeah, I know, about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie,” he said. “I love you… can’t wait to do all the naughty things you like.”

Furious and heartbroken, she waited for him to leave. After hearing the car drive off, she crawled out from under the bed, seething with anger.

But when she checked the note, she found he had written, “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread: be back in five minutes.”

Feeling embarrassed and caught, the woman’s prank completely backfired!

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