Posted on December 6, 2024 by Morgan White
A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, “I’m pregnant.”
He asked, “How did this happen, my child?”
She said, “I think it must be the second coming.”
The priest, shocked by this reply, asked,
“What makes you think it’s the second coming?”
She replied, “Because I swallowed the first one, father.
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