A blonde man is in the bathroom when his wife shouts, “Did you find the shampoo?”
He replies, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it says it’s for dry hair, and I just wet mine.”
Another time, a blonde man spots a letter on his doormat with “DO NOT BEND” written on the envelope. He spends two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up without bending it.
Finally, a blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife’s contractions are two minutes apart!”
The doctor asks, “Is this her first child?”
“No!” he yells, “This is her husband!”
