A 70-year-old man who had never been married met a 17-year-old girl one day and fell in love at first sight. They got married and went to Florida for their honeymoon. When they returned, a friend asked him how it went. “Oh, it was wonderful,” the man replied. “The sun, the ocean, and we almost made love every night—” His friend interrupted, surprised, “At your age? How did you manage to almost make love every night?” The man chuckled and explained, “Well, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday…”
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