JOKE OF THE DAY: A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him

A man suspects his wife of cheating and comes home early. He finds her in a bathrobe, looking disheveled, and demands, “Where’s the guy?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she replies. Furious, the man searches the house. From the kitchen window, he spots a man sitting in a Volkswagen.

“That’s him!” he thinks. Enraged, he throws the refrigerator out the window at the car but suffers a heart attack and dies.

At Heaven’s gates, St. Peter asks why he’s there. The man explains, “I threw a fridge at my wife’s lover and had a heart attack.”

St. Peter scowls, pulls a lever, and sends him to hell.

Minutes later, another man arrives. “What brings you here?” St. Peter asks.

The man replies, “I was sitting in my car when a refrigerator crushed me!”

St. Peter frowns and sends him to hell too.

Then, a third man appears, confused. “I was just sitting inside this refrigerator…”

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