Ho ho ho! Ready for some Christmas laughs? Mike and Janet’s annual prank: telling their kids they’re divorcing over Janet’s 342 sugar cookie recipes. The kids panic and rush home—tickets bought by themselves!
At the Dead Letter Office, an 85-year-old named Martha writes to God for Christmas help after her pension is stolen. Coworkers pitch in $116, and Martha’s grateful reply jokes about a sneaky postal worker stealing $4.
At the North Pole, elves are sick, Rudolph’s on strike, and Santa’s coffee is swapped for sugar-free hot chocolate. An angel delivers a huge tree, explaining why angels on trees look so startled.
Little Tommy prays loudly for gifts; his brother warns, “God’s not streaming on Spotify!”
At the mall, Dave says he’s at a jewelry store but’s really buying dollar store gift bags.
Three brothers brag to Mom about gifts: mansion, Rolls-Royce, and Bible-reciting parrot. Mom’s thank-you notes reveal the “parrot” was actually a chicken!
