This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated.

After her husband dies, the wife gets him cremated and takes the ashes home. She sets them on the table and starts talking:

“You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. And the new car you promised me? Got it with the insurance money too.”

Then she leans in and whispers, “Remember that BJ I promised you? Well, here it comes…”

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