1. Ducks on the Loose
A policeman pulls over an old man whose pickup truck bed is overflowing with ducks.
“Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!”
The old man nods and drives off.

The next day, the officer sees the same truck—still full of ducks, but now all wearing sunglasses.
Frustrated, he pulls the man over again.
“I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”
The old man grins: “I did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!”

2. Speeding Groom
A small-town officer stops a speeding motorist.
“But officer, I can explain—”
“Quiet! You’re going to jail until the chief returns.”
“But officer, I just wanted to say—”
“Keep quiet! Jail!”

Hours later, the officer checks on the prisoner.
“Lucky for you, the chief is at his daughter’s wedding—he’ll be in a good mood.”
“Don’t count on it,” the man replies. “I’m the groom.”

3. The Brainy Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Because he was outstanding in his field… and really good at brainstorming.